I guess this guy is lucky that his basement has drop down ceilings, excessive away buddy!

"one of out lawn chairs broke while we were out at the races.... the first thing said when realizing it was "Get the duct tape!"... I guess the rest is...

"I guess the Sonic in Searcy, Arkansas isn't making enough profit to fix properly their signage. "

I guess they have to do a Dukes Of Hazard to get in and out of the car since the door is sealed shut with duct tape.

I guess they were out of black zip ties at the store or this Bubba was trying to make a statement. 

Why?  I guess if you were going for ugly you did it, congratulations!