Hey ya gotta do what you gotta do to keep Ms. Bubba nice and cool inside!

Hey if you have to duct tape the repair might as well make it craptastic! 

Hey if linoleum can put up with kids running around on it then it should stand up as a car window.  I think we need some duct tape here, just...

Hey you have to do what you have to do.  Lets hope that those in the path of Hurricane Sandy don't have to make any of these.

Hey atleast Bubba had a smartphone and knew how to use the GPS.  This is a great idea till you turn the steering wheel and the phone takes a nose...

How else do you get to Walmart at night time on your bike?  Hey got beat the rush and get the sales!