Hummm what do I see.... a broken windshield, repaired fender and a slide lock for the hood. Well at least you wont have to worry about poppin the hood.

Hummm lets see, sheet metal door (no door handle needed) and oversize plexiglass window.  Hey all is good we have duct tape so its a white trash WINNER!

Hummm who knew Bubba liked his wine?  Well Bubba not to bad, so to you I raise my glass of Merlot and I cheer you and your Christmas tree!