Flip a switch to light a candle, I mean to turn on a fake candle light bulb.  AMEN!

How many morons does it take to change a light bulb?  A Ladder on top of another ladder but being held up wih some 2x4's, oh yeah I think OSHA...

How many points if you hit a guy on a ladder in the street changing a light bulb?  I don't care how much you pay me no way would I...

"Must have found some cabinets along the road and the light bulb went off."