"My mom's idea of replacing her steering wheel cover.  It's contact paper and clear scotch tape."

"Our screen door broke so we took it out and we started using our sheer curtain as a screen.  One problem: the wind we first just sat the shoe on...

"Too bad my mother in law doesn't live close by, I would like to take her for a ride down these stairs.  WOOSH...bye bye mom!"

It's Mother's Day, did you get mom any flowers? 

Dad would have had a bumper sticker too but they booted him out of the 3rd grade for not shaving.

  Why not celebrate mom by watching some family movies. staring Mommy, Daddy and Uncle Bill.