OMG how nasty is this?  I really hope that is a new rat trap.

Fake submission???  I can't see this as being a true white trash repair but you be the judge.  I would think the straw would blow out with any water pressure. ...

How nasty does your bathroom have to be if you have to tell folks that a clothes pin is a required tool to enter?

That is one nasty bumper.  It looks like its painted in bird poop.