Who needs a porch when you have a tailgate and a swing?

So that is why tablets come with a flap front so that you can hang them up when outside on the porch

"Look at this Beauty! Found this in South Dakota... wait for it... with FLORIDA plates! I can imagine cruising the open road in this turd. At a distance, I thought...

Not only is that attractive (not) but once it gets to hot it will melt and could burn down your house.  Glad you saved that $2.00 on a replacement cover!