This looks completely safe... Using a pair of jeans as a ratchet strap...

"Count the repairs: 1. Headlight held on with white tape 2. Mirror held on with white tape 3. Boat tied to the roof with ratchet straps"

Can I get a Yee Haw!  Who knew raising the south required ratchet straps, metal threaded steel rods, a few zip ties and 2 rebel flags.  So who will give...