Time to stock up on Christmas lights and better go drive thru the rich neighborhoods to get the nice expensive bottles!
Redneck
"Fixed my headphones ... sort of."
"My friend with no spare got a stick the size of my thumb through the sidewall of his tire. We broke the bead so we could reach a hand inside...
Besides the smoke stack it looks like the back window has had some repairs or its sealed with duct tape. I'm guessing sealed and keeping the carbon monoxide out?
"Duck tape could not fix Bubba's, or should we say "Randy's" boots so, whats a Redneck to do, FLIP FLOPS..."
"A friend of mine 20 year old son made this and I thought it was pretty cool. "