How much duct tape does it take to cover a gaming console?

New redneck banana bike seat, a skateboard!

Coffee in the morning and spaghetti at night.

"I didn't have a dryer in my first apartment, so I would hang all my clothes. The clothes for work the next day would always go over the lights on...

"No self respecting redneck wants to be pulled over for something stupid like a license plate light."

You know your a redneck when you prop your monitor up with a "For Dummies" book and it happens to be next to a redneck wineglass.