"Broken bumper being held up by a rope tied to the roof rack. Found in the Goodwill parking lot in Salina, KS,"

"I think rope is actually costlier than a couple nuts and bolts.  Nevertheless, his license is hangin' by a thread while he's hangin at the bar on this particular evening."

Don't need extra wheels?  Just get some rope and tie it up.

The submitter wrote: "When I first looked at this truck I was amused by the rope holding the window down.  Then I looked closer and discovered it wasn't a window...