The new generation in footwear! Hey I bet on a slick floor you could do some killer skating around on them and if your dog pisses on the floor you...

EARTH DAY... Stop filling the landfills with plastic water bottles when you can make them into shoes!

Run Bubba, Run!  I think even Forest Gump would be proud of these shoes.

"My sandals broke at work today. BOTH OF THEM. Cheap asss shoes. Anyway, we were out of duck tape at work so I used packaging tape. So far they are...

"I think this is how rednecks  wash there shoes. We saw this in Virginia Rt. 81 Sunday 8-26-12 coming home from a race."

Ok how bad would it suck if this was stolen?  Not only would they get your bike but also your shoes.