"I started with a smaller pool, and as I moved to a larger one, parts of it came underneath some trees. I got tired of all the rain, and junk...

"The duplex on the right is my home. The home on the left with the tarp on the roof, the duct tape on the 1st floor window and the particle...

The submitter called the roof a tarp but it looks like a billboard to me.  If I had to guess I think its Dr. Pepper and Taco Bell...yum!

Who needs a fancy plastic kids pool when all you need is a box, a tarp and a plastic chair to use at a ladder.

" I doubt this car will be going to any real speedway anytime soon.  I wonder if the dead aunt is under the tarp?"