"I was tired of sitting on a cold toilet seat so I stuck a pair of socks on the seat.  This works great until the kids use my bathroom and...

At first thought this was a toilet seat taped down then I realized it was one of those ugly corning wear dishes from the 1960's.  Lord only knows whats taped...

So glad they used a toilet seat so you don't end up picking splinters out of your butt.  Now all you need is a splash guard in the front since...