So that is why all the plastic silverware are missing!

"A white trash door repair of a 1989 taurus wagon. i used a wee 'c' clamp and painted it."  

Why buy billboard space when all you need is some plywood and jacked up camper top.

Last night we had a party for my niece Karissa and her newly married husband Kevin.  We didn't have a spare vase for her to take her roses home so...

"Driving through town and spotted a truck with his door open. I was going to let him know when on further inspection noticed it wasn't open it was white trash...

So what do you do when no one in your town picks up dog poop? Well Brunete, Spain will gladly help you out by shipping you your "Lost Property" (aka...