"I didn't have anywhere to put my Pioneer 3x5's after my car got stolen. I just moved and I needed some speakers! I also stuffed them with packing peanuts. They...

That's the pig from the Geico commercial screaming "Wheeeee, whee, Whee, WHEEEEEEEEEE"!

"I orders a cake to thank my brother Freddy over the phone with the bakery in my grocery store.  I didn't get "Thank You Freddy" I got "Tank You Frady". ...

Yesterdays Fridge.... Today's Gun Safe

"Caught this repair next to the zoo in Estonia. Looks like some gifted monkeys have gotten loose."

"They see me rollin'...they hatin'......"