I guess if you had a country kitchen this could be cute but I hope the rake wasn't a used one.

"On a vacation trip, my friend forgot to buy a corkscrew at the liquor store, so he salvaged some corn skewers from the restaurant at dinner and made magic happen."

Flowers and redneck wine, oh yeah Bubba's getting lucky tonight!  I think the folks at teleflorist should take note of this arrangement.