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The Moon A National Park!

by DebbieWTR
July 11, 2013

The Moon A National Park

Have you heard the latest Bill trying to be passes (yes this is true)? Reps. Eddie Bernice Johnson, D-Texas, and Donna Edwards, D-Md., filed a bill this week which would establish a new national park on the surface of the moon. YES THE MOON A US NATIONAL PARK!!!! It gets better…. Written specifically into the bill is language instructing the Secretary of the Interior Department to “provide public access to” the lunar site and also “provide visitor services and administrative facilities.”

WTF?!?!?!?! Share this so that it gets passed because I want to start hunting one of those green Aliens!

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  • # Administrative Facilities, Aliens, Donna Edwards, Eddie Bernice Johnson, Hunting, Interior Department, Public Access, Surface Of The Moon
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6 thoughts on “The Moon A National Park!”

  1. JD Storm
    July 11, 2013 at 10:49 am

    don’t feed the animals.

  2. Ugnaught
    July 11, 2013 at 6:19 pm

    I haven’t made up my mind on this yet. One one hand, the Apollo 11 site ought to be preserved. On the other hand, congress has better things to do than worry about this. On the third hand, any time congress is wasting on this, is time they can’t spend passing laws that take away my liberty.

  3. Eric
    July 12, 2013 at 10:32 am

    Don’t go – the toilets are filthy and there aren’t any restaurants for hundreds of thousands of miles.

  4. notsurprising
    July 12, 2013 at 12:58 pm

    A bill proposed by 2 Dummycrats. Surprising.

  5. wtf
    August 23, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    I guess you guys haven’t heard of Virgin Galactic and the Space Port in NM?

  6. tafinaf
    February 6, 2014 at 3:39 am

    The latest Bill trying to be “passed”, dammit, not “passes”!

    So the Ammies now own the Moon, right? Disregarding the UN bill forbidding any nation to lay claim on it.

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