I guess once your done using the toilet there is no washing of the hand. 

Maybe if they added some more tape no one would notice the back door.

Who the hell does this?  Is this why girls gauge their ears, so that they can hold their hair back?

I hate runny noses as much as the next person but I'm not going to go sticking a tampon up my nose to stop the dripping.  Would you do this???

"Whoever owns this van couldn't see trouble coming if they wanted to."

The game must go on....  A little tape and it's volleyball time!