Pizza box grease stain or nasty greasy hair stain?  You be the judge!

So tell us how you really feel about Saturns.

"Someone installed a closet hook on their trunk to hold it closed with a bungie cord. "

Wired and running, an example of the Mexican National Electrical Code.  Seems safe....

"Go hard.. But not to hard it might fall apart.  The front bumper was the same except it was whipping in the wind like a limp noodle."

Some stick pencils, sticks or even combs in their hair, forks are the latest hillbilly hair accessory.