No duct tape just grab some of that expanding foam.  It's like a work of art!

Wipers broken?  No problem just use a broom to sweep the water away.

At what point do you think that a garden hose will work as a tire?

So what do you do when you find an injured bird at work and you need a temp. cage?  This is what my husband did and it worked!

Good God these people are stupid!

Kinda cute in a White Trash way.  Would  you decorate your house with this?