So how much horse power would you call this?

Packing up the back end of your car in packing tape may work for the post office but may not in auto repairs.

Well if you can use a sheet in your house why not on your van? 

How to tell when a redneck wins the lottery...

Would you drive behind this car?

Now this is a smart Bubba who knows how to hide repairs and match tape.  A+