"Our screen door broke so we took it out and we started using our sheer curtain as a screen.  One problem: the wind we first just sat the shoe on...

Who needs weather stripping when you have duct tape?

"Clear plastic for rear window, check.  Duct tape to hold it on, check.  Ted Nugent for president bumper sticker, check.  All is good."

"My fathers battery died on his windstar van and we  used our sons modified power wheels to boost it ."

"I don't need no stupid truck!"

"This is a true redneck slip n slide, about 180 ft. long,,built out of 2x4's and plywood,,layered with fan fold foam, covered in plastic, powered by a gas driven pump...