Well on the bright side it does absorb blood but dude its a freakin' tampon duct tape to your arm!!!!

So at what point does sticking an item or two or two thousand items on your car do you become a road hoarder?  Would you drive behind this mess?

At what point do dead bugs become art?  Oh yeah when you doodle pictures around them.

Think she will notice that instead of a real flower there is only a post it note saying "Flower"?  Just give her a few drinks first and I'm sure you...

It's Mother's Day, did you get mom any flowers? 

Dad would have had a bumper sticker too but they booted him out of the 3rd grade for not shaving.