Why buy a pet when you can catch one running around your house?  See those rich folks carry around those cute little dogs, white trash carry around cute big rats. ...

So how can you tell Bubba is in Love?  Well he stops holding in his farts.  Or as Bubba would like to say "I'm blowing ya kisses honey"

Crapola! "It makes even weird people regular"

Bubba Jr missing his front teeth and his toothbrush fix. 

Who needs mossy oak when all you have to do is tape random crap to your truck and then just hit it with some different colors of spray paint.

The submitter wrote: "My Uncle Rick has never, ever, had a vehicle that wasn't held together with duct tape, liquid nails, wire hangers for antennas or tail pipe holders, etc,...