Hey if you can make a wallet out of duct tape how about a business card holder?  Nice Job Ms. Bubba!

At what point do you think.... Hummm my sun roof in my car is leaking why not seal it with foam from the sofa?

Don't you hate when those Tupperware type containers go all wonky after the dishwasher?  A little duct tape and that sucker is sealed shut!

"My brother in law says that he bought a new rake, but it doesn't work as well as this one!"

Hey at least you can now turn on the hot water!

"Yes, folks. That's a seat handle repaired with tape. This was on one of their ancient MD-80 jets, from Ontario California to Dallas."