Found on Prince Edward Island.  "Dodge the father,  ______the daughter".  I'm hoping its Ram and not Rape, either way hide your daughter from this guy.

I would say this is bull but its not its a cow.  Who does this?  El Paso, Texas

Screw the red solo cup and candle stick glass this is true redneck white trash right here!

"Favorite Flip Flop (aka Japanese Riding Boot) broken.....bread tag..... problem solved"

Why spend a few bucks for a new windshield wiper when all you need is a dollar store sponge. 

Looks legit to me.