According to the submitter "So, yesterday a hidden chard of glass "jumped into" my foot."  OK how does glass jump into ones foot?  Face it your clumsy ass stepped on...

Now you know the person in the back seat has to be freezing their balls off.  Evidently this van is becoming famous its so stupid looking it made the local...

"Jason's Red-neck Pool Heater! Works like a champ! We should brew some moonshine while we're at it..."

Who the hell tars in a window but leaves a peep hole.  I mean really TAR???  Talk about ugly and stupid. Youngstown, Ohio

Nope that's not grape jelly but purple duct tape.  It seems the short were ripped on a roller coaster in the Jelly State.  The submitter stated "I guess I should...

Looks like an accident so this Saturn is having a little ass end help.