"My lunchbox is a couple years old and is looking kind of beat up (especially the inside of the lid, which I fixed with masking tape [the repair might've been...

"Trunk fixed with parts from a Dodge Ram"

"Factory ac is for wusses."

I think one of the requirements to be a Bubba is knowing how to fix a tail light, it's like White Trash Art.

At what point does a truck become a bike?

"I locked my mom in her room using only duct tape." Now the question is WHY???