So how do you secure a door at DQ (Dairy Queen)?  With a spoon of course!

I know when you're injured mom sometimes gives you an ice pop but I didn't know she would duct tape it to you.

This just goes to show there is room in Bubba's tool chest for two different types of tape.  Bubba love packing tape like he loves duct tape!

"Found in the parking lot of a prestigious private university in the Detroit area. Going to the school costs $40K so i guess they couldn't afford bodywork!"

WTF is that and why???  See its VW Bugs like this that make me want to play that stupid punch buggie game and punch someone.

Yep when a sink is starting to fall the first thing I think of is milk crates and big gulp cups.