Who needs a plumber when you have spare tools?

No screw... No problem there is always zip ties!

"I work for a tree service in Seattle and on the way to a job our leaf spring on our chipper trailer snapped. Nothing a block of wood, bottle jack...

Found at Lowes.  Any guess on what you think he was hauling?

"I had enough of paying somebody to change my tires, especially now a days when they bitch about health and safety and refuse to put on good second hand pair...

"Nokia 100 bass boost with JVC XX something headphones. I just wanted better voice quality and noise insulation and I figured, hey my JVC headphones are never used, just sitting...