They maybe king of the restaurant but not king of the restaurant signs.  Would you park under this mess?

Obviously they live in a state where there is no auto inspections. Would you drive this mess?

Besides the POS displayed on the side of the car it looks like it needs to shave the hood.

"This vehicle is truly a specimen. No headlights, no grille, an off colored hood, that doesn't fit for that matter, and to tie it all together, it looks like it...

"Back in 2010 some jerk broke a window on my car [Crown Vic] one night. This is how I fixed it!"

When Gorilla tape takes on a sunroof....