Lets see how many jokes can we come up with this one…. Redneck Convertible, Airing out Granny…
Until we can get you a new bottle of GAS-X, ma, you’re riding in the back.
I’ll take one bottle of extra strength douche please.
I’m here for the auction. Where do I park this old cow?
Are we there yet, paw? Are we there yet? I gotta pee. Buy me some chaw, paw.
You’re driving too fast, you’re going to get us killed. What’s that awful smell? Can we stop at Young at Hart next? Where are my glasses? I can’t see the stop sign.
We always have sex on Valentines Day. I need some marital aids. A teddy for her, and a bottle of Jack Black for me.
Get dad a bottle of Kessler and Ma a bottle of Old Crow and a case of Dixie beer
give me a burger with fires and hay for my cow
Jes’ gittin’ some snacks fer our weekly trip to th’ dump. It’s th’ best second-hand store in town!
you see with todays economy even the Clampetts have less to haul around.
Grandma got run over by a John Deere, riding home from our house Christmas Eve….
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