I would say he just can't afford a helmet but there is one in front of him.  Maybe he just likes the bucket head look.

Time to buy a rug I think.

This is when it pays to have a spare tire.

You didn't think a plunger was just for fixing a toilet did you?

This is what happens when you leave a redneck dad in charge of the kiddo.

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