I would say this is bull but its not its a cow.  Who does this?  El Paso, Texas

Screw the red solo cup and candle stick glass this is true redneck white trash right here!

"Favorite Flip Flop (aka Japanese Riding Boot) broken.....bread tag..... problem solved"

Why spend a few bucks for a new windshield wiper when all you need is a dollar store sponge. 

Looks legit to me.

Now that is just bad ass, no other way to explain it.  I want one for my garden now!