Reasons not to steal this truck:
1. My father’s a cop, 2. My mom’s a body builder, 3. I’m very close with the ninja turtles, 4. You’re on camera, 5. There’s a german shepherd with rabies on the front seat.
6. The window is broken.
I’m guessing none of those are true. Nice try though
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