"I think it has a loose belt."

Vise grips in the kitchen why not.  Those vise grips probably cost more than just getting a new pot at Walmart or Dollar General.

Kinda like camp coffee but in a white trash way.

See with a seat like that I might not have sold my Harley!

Poor dog!  Now get your fat butt up and talk the dog for a real walk!

What a sad mailbox.  See if I was the mailman I would have to leave the top open and pray it rains, maybe then they would replace it.