Run Bubba, Run!  I think even Forest Gump would be proud of these shoes.

Wouldn't it be easier to call for delivery?

What do you mean bedsheets aren't made for powerpoint presentations?  Don't mind the wrinkles, no one will see them in the dark.

"From a bar outside Greenville Pa. Custom toilet lid held in place by metal straps and nails"

"Honda Accord with a big grille guard. Wife says it could be that they live in the country and are worried about hitting deer"

All sealed up and good as new.... well Bubba's version of good as new.