"Honda Accord with a big grille guard. Wife says it could be that they live in the country and are worried about hitting deer"

My cousin sent me in this photo all excited because how white trash they are for using a blowtorch to light a fire.  I had to laugh because we use...

"I made this from 100% trash picked from around the neighborhood. My plumber gave me a garbage disposal he switched out because it leaks. I use this to grind up...

Because cabinets are so overrated!

Mmmm who wants some Pizza?  Just think yesterday we were shoveling cow manure with that shovel, yum added flavor today!

"We built a gingerbread Westboro Baptist Church and filled it with intolerant Teddy Grahams so I can play God and smite that sh*t."