"Two-for-one special here. They have a tow strap holding down the crumpled hood and plastic lazily thrown over the broken/missing window."

Just slap the ass end of a mini van on this truck frame and call it an extended cab.

Lets see how many jokes can we come up with this one....  Redneck Convertible, Airing out Granny...

Would you trust this hand cart enough to get under the truck?

Talk about getting the best of everything.  With this you can be a biker with lots of trunk space and a trailer hitch to boot!

How great is this, not only can you drive your mail to the door but you can cut the grass while doing it!