"Honda Accord with a big grille guard. Wife says it could be that they live in the country and are worried about hitting deer"

All sealed up and good as new.... well Bubba's version of good as new.

"We have one strict basic rule in the pawn shop, "buy anything we can make money on." $10 bucks anyone? please!!!!"

My cousin sent me in this photo all excited because how white trash they are for using a blowtorch to light a fire.  I had to laugh because we use...

"This is how Bubba tells you that the drive-thru window at his McDonald's is closed."

1. Duct tape keeping the truck lid shut at all costs. 2. plastic bag covering opening in the truck lid from rear-end collision.  3. Ratchet strap helping to keep both the...