"On a rainy day in Texas, this is how our custodial staff "solved" the problem of a leaky window. Unfortunately, they used packing tape instead of duct tape."

Window frames are so over rated when you have a roll of duct tape.  I think Bubba needs to work on his tape skills.

"A nice mesh of barbed wire with a thorny vine woven in will keep them pesky burglars out of this pickup truck."

"Dad had a receiver hitch installed on his Town Car after he sold his 1 ton Chevy"

So if I get this right in order for him to get out of his SUV he has to reach outside the door and unlatch it.  Maybe this isn't a...

"I saw this truck when we moved to Texas. Apparently plywood is a great replacement for a real tailgate. At least they had enough pride to put the make of...