"Still smoking after sex these days?"

There are even Rednecks in Canada.  I guess they don't use those pillows to sleep with.

I'm pretty sure by the time it pops you're dead.  Maybe its a snack for the firefighters.

For those who are hard core about doing the dew!

How much crap stuck in a window does it take to feel secure?

You might as well write on the plastic - look free stuff inside, help yourself!