"Duct tape fixes everything."

Perfect camper if you plan to go camping during a hurricane complete with a port hole!

How cheap can you be that you can't spend a dollar to buy stick on numbers? 

"Your favorite player is gone from your team? No problem"

"Brake light attached to the spoiler with brown tape. They could have at least tried to color match!"

WOW how much of a freakin' idiot do you have to be to think you can remove a HUGE tree with your car?