How cheap do you have to be that you use TP in the kitchen vs paper towels?

How else do you do your hair?

This may hold the record as the most duct tape on one car.  How many cases of duct tape do you think this took?

So when your sunglasses display has more legs than you have steps you have to make due with whatever, even a bucket.

"Found this in a campground in Morro Bay, California.  The wind blew the dish over and broke the arm off.  A little electrical tape and some string fixed 'er right...

"I think rope is actually costlier than a couple nuts and bolts.  Nevertheless, his license is hangin' by a thread while he's hangin at the bar on this particular evening."