For the sake of the birds I hope this boot isn't stinky.  Can birds even smell?  OK WIN or FAIL?

This gives a whole new meaning to going commando! 

Hummm guess I won't be recycling for a while.  I see future Christmas presents!

Why buy a pet when you can catch one running around your house?  See those rich folks carry around those cute little dogs, white trash carry around cute big rats. ...

Bubba Jr missing his front teeth and his toothbrush fix. 

Who needs mossy oak when all you have to do is tape random crap to your truck and then just hit it with some different colors of spray paint.