You are SO lucky the hardware store has dock space.

If you're creative, you can get swimwear at home depot.

And to think his friends laughed at him for buying 2 of every tool.

This is what happens when you win the lottery but decide to keep and upgrade your stuff.

Oddly enough, no one ever gets up to go use the tree.  

This what the ewok village would look like if they lived in Missouri.