So what happens when you park your bike rack bike and others park their bikes in your bike?

Securing your car at Walmart like a BOSS!

What do you expect with I'm guessing a 3rd grade edumication?   (yes we know we spelled education wrong so no hatin' from the grammar nazi's)

You never know when you're going to break down so always carry a spare!

Peta Nightmare....  So when you wash this truck do you take it to a car wash or to a fur cleaner?

With all of that duct tape did you even notice the hairy legs or that the toes hang over the shoes?