Hey you have to do what you have to do.  Lets hope that those in the path of Hurricane Sandy don't have to make any of these.

Now that is one white trash truck topper!

One good bump and that sofa is a missile ! 

I would say he just can't afford a helmet but there is one in front of him.  Maybe he just likes the bucket head look.

This is when it pays to have a spare tire.

Grandpa always wanted a little red car and with a new spray gun he now has one.