Some how I think this started off as "Hold my beer, I'll get the crane".

Looks like some wild animal tried to escape this taped up window!

I'm guessing mom isn't home.  So would you try this?

"I didn't know that's what they meant when the Chinese were looking for a "Venture" into the Volvo brand!"

Why haven't I thought of this?

Ok I don't get it... Why a spoon on a windshield?  Wouldn't a wash cloth work better?